Hi ____ -
The attachment seems not to have made it through, but that's OK.
I've definitely paid attention to your critiques along the way. I've also been following the write-ups as they've been posted on the site for a month or so now. I absolutely hear what you're saying about shooting for maximum hilarity.
You've got a great concept and clearly need writers who can really consistently deliver what you're looking for. At the same time, it's pretty evident that I'm not a good match for [site name].
Attached is an updated invoice to reflect the discounted rate of $XX for the ______ and _____ write-ups, along with the $XX for the ______ write-up.
The last check did in fact make it to me after it was re-sent, so the next check can be sent to the same address and there shouldn't be any problem.
Thanks!
-dan